I was on the Ukraine’s version of Big Brother once. Also known as ‘Just Living In the Ukraine.’
Oleg, “And The Extra Work.”
Max (about Han): what is that and why is it wearing a bow tie?
Oleg: Because a regular tie would drag on the ground.
My apartment went from 50 Shades of Gray to 50 Shades of Beige!
Oleg to Caroline, 2 Broke Girls (via wojiaoann)
Oleg: I have Valentine gift I want to give to you.
Sophie: What, Hepatitis C?
Caroline: How are we going to hide all these?
Oleg: You could put some of those Grade A Large where there's Grade A Itty Bitties.
Caroline: Rude, BUT I don't hate it!
Keep it up and we’ll finally have an answer to the question: what comes first? The chicken or the Oleg.
The way I do it, it’s one more than sixty nine.
You’re sleeping together? It’s been a will-they-or-won’t-they since they met.
Max: Where's Caroline?
Oleg: Would it make you jealous if I said she was back here, with me?