I was on the Ukraine’s version of Big Brother once. Also known as ‘Just Living In the Ukraine.’
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| — | Oleg, “And The Extra Work.” |
Max (about Han): what is that and why is it wearing a bow tie?
Oleg: Because a regular tie would drag on the ground.
My apartment went from 50 Shades of Gray to 50 Shades of Beige!
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| — | Oleg to Caroline, 2 Broke Girls (via wojiaoann) |
Caroline: How are we going to hide all these?
Oleg: You could put some of those Grade A Large where there's Grade A Itty Bitties.
Caroline: Rude, BUT I don't hate it!
Keep it up and we’ll finally have an answer to the question: what comes first? The chicken or the Oleg.
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You’re sleeping together? It’s been a will-they-or-won’t-they since they met.
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| — | Oleg, about Max and Caroline. (via webuiltthepyramids) |
